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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-28

admin | February 28, 2010 in Hats Off! to PJI | Comments (0)

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  • Alexis had a blast doin' #improv at @nccomedyarts while Kate stayed home and washed peanut butter blood out of costumes. #unfairweekend #
  • New video up on the blog! Stand-up comedy by @JamesHesky: http://bit.ly/9IiQWF. Not safe for work. #
  • Production meeting no. 2 for Rodgers and Hammerstein Are Dead. First item on the agenda: PANTS! #
  • Combos and soup: a winning combo. #
  • Move over, Prince! Here comes Pizza Rain, piiiizzzzzza rain. I only wanna see you scolded in the pizza rain! #
  • Our 2nd phone call ever: a lady asking if she can take glass in her carry-on. I guess our no. is similar to the… http://bit.ly/avOg94 #
  • Trying to make Twitter and Facebook makeout… #fb #
  • Trying to make Twitter and Facebook makeout… http://bit.ly/cqagJc #
  • WE MADE TWITTER AND FACE BOOK MAKE OUT!!!!! #fb #
  • WE MADE TWITTER AND FACE BOOK MAKE OUT!!!!! http://bit.ly/asBUh5 #
  • @LukeRobot If your teeth are bleeding, maybe you should be flossing! And stay away from the crepes! in reply to LukeRobot #
  • Psssh! Are you still livin' in the ancient Sumerian city of Ur? #UrWack #
  • Sigh. I don't think we'll ever be as hilarious as the descriptions for popular trending topics. #
  • "Justin Bieber: The young Canadian R&B/pop singer has a lot of fans who like to tweet about him!" RT RT RT!!!! #
  • Open Mic Sandwich TONIGHT! 8:30pm. Feat. @JamesHesky, @ChipChantry, and Steve Gerben. 1214 Sansom St, Phila PA. Free! #
  • Open Mic Sandwich is tonight at 8pm, Fergie's Pub. Featuring 3 awesome stand-up comics, plus I heard rumor there… http://bit.ly/bEIB2d #
  • OMS 2.0 was a smashing success. Who knew you could do improv at a stand-up open mic? http://bit.ly/cPH0jb #
  • Next Open Mic Sandwich may just feature Mary Radzinski, H Foley, and Pat Barker. WHAAAAT http://bit.ly/dnHzr6 #
  • Early bird tix for Rodgers and Hammerstein Are Dead now on sale: http://bit.ly/dBmxF8. Now through April 1, all tix are just $9.99! #

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James Hesky at Open Mic Sandwich – NSFW

itsalexis | February 22, 2010 in Hats Off! to PJI | Comments (0)

We’re 6 days away from kicking off our first stand-up comedy class, and we’re less than 3 days from round 2 of our monthly open mic hybrid “Open Mic Sandwich”. We might as well officially start calling this PJI Stand-Up Week. Quick, somebody call Mayor Nutter! And somebody else- make a flashy button! It isn’t official until we’re all wearing a flashy button.

Performing at this month’s OMS are Chip Chantry, Steve Gerben, and James Hesky. Below is aquick clip of Hesky performing at January’s OMS. Warning: video is Not Safe For Work (language).

Pittsburgh native and South Philly resident James Hesky is a regular in the Philadelphia open-mic circuit and can usually be seen four or five nights a week at clubs like the Laff House, Raven Lounge, and TriTone. Growing up the son of two psychologists taught James to diagnose exactly how screwed up he really is. This undesirable talent leads him to use a fair amount of self deprecating humor that makes the audience laugh but feel guilty at the same time.

Warning: NSFW! Watch with headphones, or if your employer is very particular, wait until you get home.

James Hesky – Open Mic Sandwich 1.27.10 from Philadelphia Joke Initiative on Vimeo.

James will be performing a full set at Open Mic Sandwich this Wednesday, February 24th, 2010.
Show begins 8:30pm and continues until 11:30 or so.  Stop by any time! There’s never a cover.

Upstairs at Fergie’s Pub, 1214 Sansom Street, Philadelphia, PA 19107
FREE!


Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-21

admin | February 21, 2010 in Hats Off! to PJI | Comments (0)

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  • We have a winner! MC White chocolatE and crew gave it their all, but MC Charles Rosen took home the BEEF crown! #
  • Aint you never wanted to learn stand-up comedy? Take our class with pro comics Steve Gerben and @ChipChantry http://bit.ly/cOKUYc #
  • If I had a posse, and we were awesome, we'd probably name ourselves POSSUM #
  • Nice article on modern dating etiquette by hilarious Philadelphian Liz Scott: http://bit.ly/bzOBki #
  • @timesyrsguys How much does it cost to book Fake Andy Reid for various public appearances? Crappy parades, demeaning ribbon cuttings, etc #
  • @improvgames Good question. I think I usually write longform. But I don't care. Improivser vs improver- that's the battle I fight! in reply to improvgames #
  • Of course, I'm more likely to win the battle if I spell "improviser" right #
  • @timesyrsguys Yes, please do. Fake Andy Reid is something we can get behind- and in front of! in reply to timesyrsguys #
  • Register early and save $20 on our Intro To Stand-Up Comedy class! http://bit.ly/cOKUYc Early registration ends 2/21. #
  • @CandiReigns Sounds like somebody at WaWa mixed up the lines for Caramel Steamer and Awful Waffle in reply to CandiReigns #
  • Help us @LukeRobot! We can't stop watching La Bionda: http://bit.ly/cZS9IW. And we still have your lamp. #
  • @danstabb "improivsers." Sounds French. in reply to danstabb #
  • New blog: What nonsense is Alexis Simpson talking about now? http://bit.ly/an35el #
  • Wish we could see Leo Callahan perform #improv tonight at the Arts Parlor- 1170 S Broad St Philadelphia, PA 19146. 9pm. $5 #
  • Early registration for Intro to Stand-Up Comedy ends tomorrow: http://bit.ly/dhyOih #

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Alexis Simpson: Triple Threat!

itsalexis | February 18, 2010 in Hats Off! to PJI | Comments (0)

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As Producing Artistic Director/Superman, I wear many hats. One of those hats is of course, Producing. Another hat would be Artistic Director.  Of course, sometimes there comes a time to take my PJI hats “OFF!” and put on a couple of other hats- those hats that constitute your classic “Triple Threat.”

February of two-thousand ten is just such a time for taking HATS! off. In the interest of promoting my abilities to the greater Philadelphia community, I’m posting my headshot and resume! But watch out, Philadelphia theatre! I’ve already sent hard copies of these bad boys to both the Arden Theatre Company and 1812 Productions! I’m no fortune teller (one can only wear so many hats!!!!) but I’m pretty sure that once those envelopes get opened I will be the hottest ticket on Broad Street (Look out, Ben Dibble)! I say play it safe: book now, or forever hold your peace.

HEADSHOT

RESUME


Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-14

admin | February 14, 2010 in Hats Off! to PJI | Comments (0)

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  • Tonight! Premiering Ladies & Gentlemen, Philly's only improvised musical! Debuting at On Stage Philadelphia at Plays and Players, 7pm. $10 #
  • @aaronhertzog We mean it, is this video online already? It should be. in reply to aaronhertzog #
  • http://twitpic.com/129hle – In the space between veganism and inedia, @alyankovic "eats" the hell out of some soy flan. #
  • @thisisRT Thanks for the mention. We love attention! We're so glad we're not in detention!! #rhymingmood #
  • Last night's debut of Ladies & Gentleman was a smash hit! Congrats to L&G, Represented, Plays & Players, and all who helped w On Stage #
  • Listening to our Rep Radio podcast. Favorite quote so far: PJI "will give you something good, but we will most certainly take your money." #
  • Snow days are perfect for a) editing stand-up footage from Open Mic Sandwich and b) sweating profusely through your face and hands #
  • Ladies and Gentlemen chat, improvise a song, on Episode 60 of the Rep Radio podcast: http://bit.ly/dhyOih #improv #
  • @danstabb I think Funyuns is rock bottom. This is just a moderate cry for help. #
  • RT @amutepiggy I bet we can get 1,000,000 people to gay marry this pickle – before Nickleback does #
  • Just 26 hours until BEEF: the most hilarious feud since the Great Ann Landers vs. Dear Abby Mudfight of ‘73. #

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Thanks! Plus: A video!

admin | February 11, 2010 in Hats Off! to PJI | Comments (0)

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We’ve said it already, but how about three more cheers for Kelly Jennings, Karen Getz, CUBED, The N Crowd, The Real Housewives of Philadelphia, Rare Bird Show, m@&, ComedySportz’s Improvised Shakespeare, Leo Callahan, Hello Laser, Chip Chantry, and the good folks at the Latvian Society?

We’d also like to thank our generous sponsors, as well as everyone who came out to see all the shows that were part of Cecily and Gwendolyn’s Fantastical Balloon Ride. Your support means so much to us. We can’t do it without you!

Now presenting, for your amusement: A video! Cecily and Gwendolyn filmed this one evening in the laboratory. They had access to two Philadelphia subjects, “Joe” and “Kristen”,  who were willing to participate as long as they remained off-camera. Hey, Leonard Cohen- if you’re watching, we’d loooooove to see some medical terminology on the next album. Just sayin’.


Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting… Ladies and Gentlemen!

admin | February 10, 2010 in Hats Off! to PJI | Comments (0)

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If you’re the type of dude that follows our Facebook, Tweet machine, or the general buzz of the internet rumor mill, you may have already heard about the upcoming project Rodgers and Hammerstein Are Dead. If you’re particularly “with it”, you may already know that the piece is created and performed by Ladies and Gentlemen. But if you didn’t make it out to Monday’s On Stage Philadelphia at Plays & Players, where L&G made their smash debut, then you probably have no idea who they are! YIKES!

Curiosity is a signpost of great intelligence, and you, dear reader, are obviously one smart cookie. For you, we’ll answer the eternal question: who in the seam hall are these Ladies and Gentlemen?!?

First, a general blurb: Ladies and Gentlemen is Philadelphia’s newest musical improv group. These talented performers take a single audience suggestion and turn it into a fully-formed, Broadway-style musical. Every note, every word, every kickline is made up on the spot. Comprised of some of Philadelphia’s finest improvisors, Ladies and Gentlemen looks to take Broad Street by storm with its blend of toe-tapping melodies and improvised comedy.

The Ladies and Gentlemen are directed by Jason Stockdale. The musical director is the insanely talented Joe Gribbin.

The Cast:

Kennedy Allen
Olivia Brubaker
Apple Milkshake
Joe Sabatino
Kristen Schier
Alexis Simpson
Kelly Vrooman
Alan Williams

Want more? Keep checking the Listen to the Ladies and Gentlemen on Episode 60 of the Rep Radio podcast here. Episode 60 also features the Movement Brigade and the Philly Contact Collective.


Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-07

admin | February 7, 2010 in Hats Off! to PJI | Comments (0)

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  • Looks like Cecily and Gwendolyn have been reading up on brain folding! #
  • Joe's mom was not tenderly holding an infant a la Mary Cassat in the photo; rather, a box of wine. #
  • Bryn: "We had to swap trains; it was confusing." Cec: "Well of course; they aren't yours to swap!" #
  • Oooh! Maybe the couple from Bryn Mawr will invite Bryn from Tampa over for tea! #
  • Welcome to old city, everything is old here, everyone who lives here is old! That's why we call it old city! #
  • Don't hit those people crossing the street there… it takes them a very long time. #
  • In Tampa, there's a moose, with a hat on, and it's where you go to pray for your babies. #
  • Thank you, moose! #
  • From Lindsay's notes from the evening: "Eric and Jessica say Bryn should see the Liberty Bell. But BE BRAVE!' #
  • Gwen, to Cecily: "Of course, YOUR horse would read Tolstoy." #
  • "Small people live in Elfreth's Alley. Someone was murdered: poked to death." #
  • In 2010, carriage rides lead to slow, painful, pokey deaths. #
  • At my favorite place on earth with @PhillyNCrowd. @kristenschier and i are ordering pizza unsuccessfuly #
  • "When are they going to make the prequel to E.T.? The one where Elliot's family just falls apart?" -Mike Connor #
  • @Beejer It just means that you are COOL and the Sunday paper is a NERD in reply to Beejer #
  • Helping Rookie Card with auditions. Afterwards we might write Panamania! The Musical! #
  • @cubedimprov No thank you. #grouphug See you at @nccomedyarts! EWWWW NOW THERE'S MUSH ALL OVER ME #
  • Improv for the Young Actor was awesome! Now Alexis is upstairs smelling money while Kate is downstairs telling blonde jokes. #
  • Hey @cubedimprov we forgot our punctuation. So it looks like we said "No thank you!" Instead of No! Thank YOU!" #
  • @kristenschier They delivered today… i guess they are night-time winter wieners? #
  • Tweeting the Closing performance of Cec and Gwen #
  • Cec: "Did you say you're worried about your bladder, or your blather?" #
  • Gwen, upon approaching a child: "I've seen chimpanzees make that face before they rip your face of!" #
  • Cecily and Gwendolyn ask the audience what they should learn about. Dogs? Television? iPods? More about food? #
  • "There's… meat." #
  • Ahhhhhjustin and Ummmmmcarley are sitting directly across from each other! #
  • Tonight's ritual is a high-status person going to a low status restaurant. How can you tell one's status? The size of one's dog! #
  • Cecily as a 911 operator: "Please do not abuse the 911 system." #
  • From the summation- "Pets: small dog in a bag." Does Charles ALWAYS speak this way? To his family? #
  • Gwen: "That's what you say to a German across the room: 'I can't hear you! Shout, Herr Dog!'" #
  • What does one do after a month of amazing improvised comedy? One cleanses the palate with the saddest TV programming available. #
  • Coming Saturday Feb 13th: BEEF. A night of improv and hip-hop. #
  • Teach me, Twitter: When referring to hip hop performers, is it emcee or MC? #
  • @PhillyPicks It sure does! I had potato skins there once that were to die for. All hail @SilkCityDiner. #
  • Math monkeys say: The Real Housewives of Philadelphia raised $265 on 1/29! Looks like they'll be makin it rain at @nccomedyarts! #
  • @LydonTweets I object to a Hoarders marathon on principle. It supports the mentality that there isn't enough. in reply to LydonTweets #
  • @LydonTweets Don't throw that away! Don't change the channel! etc etc. in reply to LydonTweets #
  • Producing Artistic Director/Superman Alexis Simpson performs #improv with Rare Bird Show TH 2/4, 9pm, Urban Saloon, 2120 Fairmount Ave. $10 #
  • See the Ladies and Gentlemen perform "Rodgers and Hammerstein Are Dead" – Philly's only improvised musical: http://bit.ly/dBmxF8 #
  • Thanks to @represented and Plays and Players for the opportunity. P&P, are you on this damn Twitter thing? #
  • Read all about the Philly groups going to @nccomedyarts: http://bit.ly/9cDP73 #
  • "In writing Homer, you have to approach it as writing a dog who can talk." John Swartzwelder (via Mike Connor) #
  • We gots a phone number! (215) 821-8PJI (8754). Thanks @ocelotonaleash for the idea and @uglychart for the invite. #
  • @powwowcomedyjam amazing. I love a good Pol Pot joke. in reply to powwowcomedyjam #
  • @kristenschier You trying to order from them again? in reply to kristenschier #
  • PJI now offering stand-up comedy classes: http://bit.ly/cOKUYc #standup #comedy #class #
  • Does anyone else thing Hashtag is a great nickname for the big dumb guy in a street gang? #
  • @kristenschier oh ok. Cause I'm still mad about it. I'm gonna send Hashtag to go beat up Domino's #
  • Thanks @Auseklis. Insider info: We were going to make students do nothing but jokes about Lionshead puzzles. Then we came to our senses. #
  • In case you Tweet on a tiny screen and also hate scrolling: Intro to Stand-Up Comedy w @ChipChantry, Steve Gerben: http://bit.ly/cOKUYc #
  • @PhillyKris10 You know, you're right! Plus I think a good Seasons' JAZZ HANDS will cure those winter blues. in reply to PhillyKris10 #
  • "You just built a crazy bridge, ran across it, burned it down, and now I don't know how you got there, and it's a terrible place to be." #
  • Downloading the footage from Open Mic Sandwich from the DV tapes. God these guys are funny. #
  • Jesim H Chrost, @aaronhertzog, your "I am REAL…My actions have consequences!" song is killing me. Again. #

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