Loves, we received this transmission from a very weary Cecily and Gwendolyn. Though have been spending hours and hours in their laboratory, they want to do MORE research! Which requires MORE subjects!

Watch Cecily and Gwendloyn’s Fantastic-ILL Laboratory Tour:

We also want to congratulate the winner of the Bing Supernova, Comedy Legend Haiku Contest. We thank all those who entered- you gave us many excellent options to choose from. The winning Haiku, authored by one Darryl Charles, had the perfect blend of hilarity, smugness, and saucy-beret-wearing. Presenting, the winning Haiku:

Worlds greatest haiku
requires only two words:
Bing Supernova.

Congratulations, Darryl! Enjoy those 2 tickets to tonight’s Bing Supernova’s Cavalcade of Fools!
Now, it’s time to get down to brass tacks and explain the title of the blog post. We’re running a sale on tickets all weekend long!

We know the deal. You wanted to see Cecily and Gwendolyn’s Fantastical Balloon Ride, but you are all like, broke and stuff? Well, turn that un-employment into FUN-employment, and experience the savings of PJI Presents: PJI’s $10 Weekend at PJI! A Hats OFF! Production.

Schedule:
Fri 1/15 8pm: Cecily and Gwendolyn’s Fantastical Balloon Ride
Fri 1/15 10pm: Bing Supernova’s Cavalcade of Fools
Sat 1/16  8pm: Cecily and Gwendolyn’s Fantastical Balloon Ride
Sat 1/16 10pm: Improv featuring Hello Laser (from the Magnet Theater in NYC)
Sun 1/17 7pm: Cecily and Gwendolyn’s Fantastical Balloon Ride

To purchase advance tickets for Saturday and Sunday’s Cecily and Gwendolyn, follow these steps:
1) Go to http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/92105
2) Select your date
3) Think about someone or something you love
4) In the discount code field, type HATS OFF and click “Show Additional Prices”
5) Wonder if that person or thing loves you back?
6) The $10 ticket price should appear as if by magic!

There are no online sales for the Friday shows or for Satuday’s 10pm show. Wah wah wah, that’s just the way it goes.

See you in the funny pages!