Liz Scott and Alli Soowal are BWP.

Nice job, Connie & Connie. I mean, Alli and Liz. Show those Canadians where they can stick their awful, socialized medicine! Viva la Phialdelphia joking!

Liz also has an encyclopedic knowledge of  irritating pop culture and an adorable chip on her hilarious shoulder. She combines these congenital talents into the fabulous blog Unduly Annoyed. For your reading pleasure, Liz has provided us with one of her favorite posts. Read on, children! Read and learn.

Sick as a dog.

by Liz Scott

I am not a “dog person.” And after viewing this repulsive Stanley Steemer commercial, I’m even less of one:

Is this like, common practice among dogs? Like they’re not stinky enough already, randomly pooping on the sidewalk and breathing their dog breath all up in your zone, now they’ll go ahead and drag their stank butts across your carpet?!

I don’t know what this lady did to that dog, but that dog clearly HATES HER GUTS. And it has succeeded in making me totally nauseated.

Who taught this dog how to drag his ass around like that, anyway? I’m going to assume it’s that kid, and that this was the result of months of concentrated training efforts. Again, I don’t know what this lady did to that kid, but THAT KID HATES HER GUTS.

It’s probably safe to assume that the other woman there who was innocently enjoying a cup of tea before being confronted by this horrifying spectacle is thinking, “I can’t believe these two hate Mindy even more than I do.